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Jul. 3rd, 2009

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PRINCE LUI'S CLOSET OF FABULOUSNESS

Okay, so, Prince Ludwig is pretty big on fashion, and some of his tastes are . . . well, words can't really lend them justice. If he likes you enough, he will lend you clothes, because head!canon Lui enjoys dressing other people up almost as much as he enjoys dressing himself up - as long as they are worthy of his fabulousness, of course~. So, if you find yourself ever wondering what the fuck he just bestowed on you and whether you should burn it, here are some of his more . . . extravagant outfits.

Note: despite his IMPECCABLE fashion sense, Lui is definitely probably okay fine, it's a Kaori Yuki manga, there's like 50/50 chance of him being completely straight, and that's being incredibly generous. However, with the exception of his BFF SERVANT DAMMIT, Lui only has the hots for women. Granted, most of the women that he meets in the manga he ends up killing, or foisting off onto other men, or generally ignoring, and he does share an awful lot of sexual tension with Wilhelm . . . but yeah, LIKE WE SAID, TOTALLY STRAIGHT ENOUGH OF THIS TOPIC LET'S MOVE ON

Feel honored - he doesn't allow just anyone to peek in his closet )

Jun. 29th, 2009

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Name: His full name's Ludwig, but people often call him Lui.  What you want to call him is up to you, but leave out the 'Prince' at your own peril.
Age: 19
Height: 186 cm/6'1"
Weight: He's a lean, mean machine
Medical Info: Has a scar on his right shoulder from where he threw himself in front of an axe, and another one in the middle of his chest where he got stabbed by a knife. Also, he's died once, although he was brought back to life by a spell.
Eyes: Green
Hair: He's a natural orange-head. No, really. Has incredibly long hair that is often put in a variety of styles, ranging from curls to ponytails, but the default seems to be letting it hang loose.
Physical traits: He's gorgeous~. He has a face that's pretty enough to be mistaken for a girl's, but his body is undeniably male. Has a mole beauty mark under his right eye THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT OKAY HE HAS LITERALLY KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE FOR GETTING IT WRONG granted there were extenuating circumstances, but still~.
His fashion sense is rather, um, flamboyant, and that's putting it lightly. He has a million different outfits, including leopard-spotted pants and jacket, fur-lined coats, tiny shorts, suit jackets, bondage gear, frills, ribbons, etc. He will not only wear a skirt and jeweled high heels voluntarily, but he will make it look MANLY. Also typically has long, painted nails.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything, really. If he gets bored, he'll just stop listening to you.
Abilities: HE'S A PRINCE OKAY HE CAN DO EVERYTHING and what he can't he'll make his servants do. In all seriousness, he's a great shot with a pistol and seems to be rather experienced with BDSM gear torture, but has no unusual powers. The power to be DAZZLING, maybe.
Notes for the Psychics: When the situation calls for it, Lui tends to be incredibly sharp and can piece together the truth behind mysteries/conspiracies/cover-ups rather quickly. He'll probably keep quiet about whatever inevitably bloody conclusion he comes to, just because it's entertaining to see how things play out. Otherwise, thoughts lean towards either boobs or himself with this prince.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Go ahead~. Mind you, the last two will not be met with pleasant reactions.
Maim/Murder/Death: Lui's not too big on fighting, but it seems that everyone's trying to kill him, so ping me if you really really want to.
Cooking: That's what servants are for.
Extra: Lui lives in an incredibly anachronic universe, where the rule seems to be 'throw it in if it looks cool'. In other worlds, although setting is sometime during a magical medieval Europe, guns, rifles, bazookas, and flamethrowers are rather commonplace. This is also reflected in his outfits, which range between 16th century apparel and suit jackets.
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Character: Prince Ludwig/Lui
Series:\ Ludwig Kakumei
Character Age: 19

Canon: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, there lived a handsome prince who wandered the land searching for his perfect bride. And by perfect, we mean huge boobs. Along the way, he encountered many familiar figures, such as Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and Rapunzel . . . but these are probably not the stories you heard in your childhood. No, in Kaori Yuki's Ludwig Kakumei, the beautiful princess is more than likely an insane killer, the wicked witch a masochistic lolita, and everyone everywhere is involved in some sort of bloody and twisted secret. Here, the fairy tales are what they're supposed to be – grim.

And the prince? Well, he can certainly be quite charming when he wants to be, but most of the time he's narcissistic, arrogant, spoiled, perverted, overdramatic, sadistic, and manipulative (plus a little necrophilic, although he claims to have gotten over that). Prince Lui has no qualms over killing someone if they get in his way, and quite often he'll instigate trouble just to amuse himself. That's not to say he's cruel, though; he genuinely does want to help those who he believes have a good heart, even if he'll grumble the entire time during the rescue mission. Of course, just because he tolerates you doesn't mean he likes you, and just because he likes you doesn't mean he respects you – that honor is reserved for himself only.


Sample Post:

Alas, what great tragedy has fallen upon the world today! Somewhere out there is a sweet, blushing maiden (with a F36 cupsize) waiting for her incredibly handsome husband-to-be to (get his servant to) sweep her off her feet – and yet she must languish forevermore because here I am, stuck in this disgusting scrap of land, surrounded by zombies of all things! I knew that brochure about a kingdom packed with crowds of naked women was too good to be true, but I didn't think anyone would be foolish enough to actually trap me here. To whoever the ruler of this pathetic country is: you might as well let me go now, because there's no way either of my parents are going to bother paying a cent of ransom. Plus, if you try to withhold a beauty like me from the world for too long, the gods will punish you with a terrible curse – and if that doesn't work, my servant should be by shortly to cry and whine at you until you give in out of sheer annoyance.

And really, if you're going to allow the dead to run all over the place, couldn't you at least make them a little more aesthetically pleasing? I understand the appeal of a lovely corpse, but the rotting completely destroys any allure that death brings. The scarlet splash of blood can be coordinated with almost every outfit, given enough skill; pus and maggots, however, will never be fashionable. Take that zombie over there for example, the one with the 64 “D”s: sew her arm back on, wash the brain matter out of her hair, let her soak up a couple gallons of preservatives, and you'd hardly be able to tell her from the living! In fact, she might even end up more attractive than a real woman, given the lack of thought.

. . . actually, the more I think about it, the more Zombriella here sounds like my ideal bride. I need a wife who won't try to undermine me everywhere I go, and who's easy to dispose of in case things get messy. Tell me, Zombriella, you don't happen to be a princess under a spell, do you?

Voting went here at 91.2% OMG \o/
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